So. I did not walk away with a Birkin. Or a Collier de Chien, enamel bangle, scarf, watch or anything for that matter. Nothing but a BIG FAT SENSE OF DISAPPOINTMENT. After queuing for around half an hour to get in, there were only clothes and shoes, no accessories 😦
There were some nice shoes between £300-£400, but nothing in my size (with hindsight thats probably a good thing).
Clothes were 50% off, so there were some real bargains to be found: a leather jacket for £3,200, hats at £250, shirts at £270 (no ties), a beautiful printed top for £700.
Needless to say the first part of that sentence was a joke. So are the prices for that matter.
p.s./ Yes there were people buying this stuff